Fucking marriage is like being in AA. My friends ask me, like, how's your marriage going? One day at a time, man. I didn't say anything wrong today, but I don't know what tomorrow is going to bring. Hi, my name is Adam and I'm a married man. It's been six months since my last decision. I felt the urge to have an opinion the other day, but...
TikTok @redneck1078 Hey Siri, why don't you go ahead and order me some Magnum XLs? Why? Are you planning on making some balloon animals or something? Nah, nah, I think I might actually get lucky this weekend. Bro, even if that were true, you know damn well that micro muffin you're packing in your drawers isn't filling no damn Magnum XL. Bitch, you
As Generation X ages, our values and traditions remain the same. We're still the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. The last generation with the fuck around and find out mentality. The last generation that understands that winning...
Text on image: "YOU FUCKED ME FIRST". Text on sign: "You Fucked Me First". Speech: The song repeatedly uses the phrase "You fucked me first, so I fuck you last" and other explicit language, expressing a sentiment of retaliation and defiance.
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