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avatar Mark Manson

Daenerys pretending she doesn't speak Valyrian is one of the coldest power moves. Unsullied! Forward march! Halt! Tell the bitch her beast won't come. A dragon is not a slave. You speak Valyrian? I am Daenerys Stormborn of the house Targaryen, of the blood of Old Valyria. Valyrian is my mother tongue. Unsullied! Slay the masters, slay the soldiers,

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Day 1 of scaring my roommate 😂 Alright guys, this is day one of scaring my roommate. Let's go. And now it's time to cut the lights out. Oh shit. He's coming. Oh!

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avatar John Paul

You don't have to do this. Shut up. I'm talking to a man. No. You not. Wait. You know what? Yes, I am. What is daryl? Meanwhile: daryl

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

A person attaches a yellow balloon-like device to a scooter's exhaust pipe. When the scooter starts, the exhaust gases inflate and spin the device, creating a funny, high-pitched sound.

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

Dumpling recipe. Salt. Stir. Sniff.

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avatar Agni Gauss

They fell in love, didn't they? Yes, they did. Good. I like this kind of story. Go on. And they lived happily ever after. Oh, dear. Oh, I do wish I could figure out the end of this story. What happened to me? Nothing. You just want to wait for a little while. It was us. God, so... It was us. Can't... What do you do? I love you. I love you so much.

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