My roommate fell asleep in a guy's bed and he was so worried she would think he took advantage of her that he stayed up and did his taxes in the living room until she woke up lmao I guess all guys aren't trash after all.
My roommate thinks we're stealing his milk so he started marking the levels... I've been adding more just to mess with him and I think he figured it out. Are you putting milk in my milk??!
Tell us a little about it. So it was actually my roommate. The one you were talking about before? Yeah. So it was recent? Yeah, it was pretty recent, like before Christmas. What happened? Tell us a little bit about it. So it was actually my roommate. So it was recent? like before Christmas.
Roommate: "looks like that rat finally ate the peanut butter I mixed with poison and put behind the fridge" Me in my bedroom: [image of a man lying on the floor in a wrestling ring].
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