Do you have the key? Why would I have the key? Do you not live here? No. What? What the fuck are we doing here? I don't know. Are you serious? Are you joking? No, I'm seri- I'm being seri- Get off this random person's porch. Okay. Tell me you're drunk without telling me you're drunk you’re drunk. You Don’t Live Here? Are You Joking? Random Person's Porch
This Liberal woman says she’s going to starve if food stamps are cut off. Because of the Republicans, I am going to lose my food stamps. I am literally going to starve. Do you work? What does that have to do with anything?
Lord, please give me a man that will never run from me, never hit me, and real good in bed. What brings you here? I'm the answer to your prayer. What? Well, I've got no legs so I can't run from you and I've got no arms so I can't hit you. Uh, what about being good in bed? How do you think I rang the doorbell? Tip 3
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