Howdy ma'am. How are you doing today? Hot. And I don't mean the good kind. So what don't you want? Pardon? What don't you want? Oh, well, uh... I think I'll just... I've been working here for 44 years. Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but T-bone steak and a baked potato. Except this one asshole from New York, tried to order trout back in 1987. We
A person is milking a goat into a bucket. Various farm animals, including ginger cats, a black cat, a German Shepherd, and another dog, are eagerly watching the milk stream. The cats and dogs try to catch the milk directly from the udder or as it streams into the bucket, getting milk on their faces.
A woman is sleeping in bed. Suddenly, a person in a white full-body suit with a white poodle head mask appears on the bed, mimicking dog-like movements.
You got it. I got a bag, let me see that. You got it. Thanks. Oh, oh, no outside food or drink, sir. I'm sorry. What? No outside food or drink, sir. You just got to get a cup. The niggas just walked in with guns.
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