I hope the back of your knees sweat all the time for the rest of your life. I hope both sides of your damn pillow are warm. I hope every time you trust a fart, you shit your pants. Okay? Because what you just did right there is unforgivable.
Bill Maher might lose his liberal credentials after this one. Memo to Democrats, if you ever want to win an election again, the absolute most important first step is stop doing this. No one is illegal on stolen land. I've said it before, I'll say it again. Either give the land back or shut the f*** up.
I GAVE YOU EVERY GOOD FINGER BLAST I'VE EVER HEARD OF. Old school, E.T., cops and robbers, shotgun, Chinese finger torture, cigarette machine. Look for change in the payphone. Look for change in the payphone. Wait, is that a nickel? You better get that nickel. Is that a nickel right there.
Breaking: New Epstein file vindicates Virginia Giuffre—undermines Andrew and Maxwell claims—spread the word. We have some major news this evening. An Epstein file completely vindicates Virginia Roberts Giuffre, one of the more prominent Epstein survivors, completely undermining a claim made by Andrew, formerly known as Prince Andrew, and Ghislaine
be dangerous. By dangerous, that implies I should be ready to threaten someone, to hurt somebody. No, you should be capable of it. But that doesn't mean you should use it. There's nothing to you otherwise. Like if you're not a formidable force, there's no morality in your self-control. If you're incapable of violence, not being violent isn't a vir
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