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avatar Anthony Miller
DAMN RIGHT I'M GOOD IN BED. I CAN STAY THERE ALL DAY.

DAMN RIGHT I'M GOOD IN BED. I CAN STAY THERE ALL DAY.

avatar jojo9
So a few weeks ago I bought some pirate boots,\nWhich is cool right? Because pirates. But then I cooked up the laces and...\nPIRATE STRIPPER BOOTS!\nPerhaps this is some sort of sign....\nI CAN GO FROM CAPTAIN OF THE HIGHSEAS TO CAPTAIN OF THE STRIP TEASE IN LESS THAN SIXTY SECONDS

So a few weeks ago I bought some pirate boots,\nWhich is cool right? Because pirates. But then I cooked up the laces and...\nPIRATE STRIPPER BOOTS!\nPerhaps this is some sort of sign....\nI CAN GO FROM CAPTAIN OF THE HIGHSEAS TO CAPTAIN OF THE STRIP TEASE IN LESS THAN SIXTY SECONDS

avatar Mark Manson
IF YOU LEAVE THE SEXUAL INNUENDO DOOR OPEN EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT, I WILL COME CRASHING THROUGH IT LIKE THE KOOL AID MAN.

IF YOU LEAVE THE SEXUAL INNUENDO DOOR OPEN EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT, I WILL COME CRASHING THROUGH IT LIKE THE KOOL AID MAN.

avatar jojo9
A GOOD PLACE TO PUT YOUR OPINION IS UP YOUR ASS.

A GOOD PLACE TO PUT YOUR OPINION IS UP YOUR ASS.

avatar Anthony Miller
SPEED LIMIT OF SEX IS.. 68 BECAUSE AT 69 YOU HAVE TO TURN AROUND..

SPEED LIMIT OF SEX IS.. 68 BECAUSE AT 69 YOU HAVE TO TURN AROUND..

avatar Sophia Rich
B😏😍bs are natures stress balls. Ironically they come attached to the greatest STRESS creating device known to man!

B😏😍bs are natures stress balls. Ironically they come attached to the greatest STRESS creating device known to man!

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