If this song takes you back, tell me where? I found your diary underneath the tree and started reading about me. The words she'd written took me by surprise. You'd never read them in her eyes. They said that she had found the love she'd waited for. Wouldn't you know it? She wouldn't show it. Then she confronted with the writing there.
Two weeks notice or seven weeks notice. I just want to remind you that if you ever want to quit this job, you need to give us two weeks notice. Okay, and I just want to remind you that if you ever want to fire me from this job, you need to give me seven weeks notice. Excuse me? Yeah, if you ever decide it's not working out and you want to let me go
If I'm second place and you pass me what place are you in? First. First place? Yes. I'm in second place and you pass me. How would you be in first place? Because I passed you. I passed you, so I'm in first. I'm in second place though. Congratulations. Now I'm in first 'cause I passed you. I passed you! Are we running or are we driving? It doesn't m
I asked my Grandpa "After 65 years, you still call Grandma darling, beautiful and honey "What's the secret?" He said, I forgot her name 5 years ago and I'm scared to ask her!" (Laughter)
My kids asked me what it was like growing up... So I grabbed their phones, and turned off the Wi-Fi, gave them some popsicles & a bike, and told them to stay outside till the street lights came on! Now they don't wanna know nothing about my past 😂😂😂😂 HA HA HA HA!
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