Last night I went to this hypnotist show. It was a pretty good show. He hypnotized seven men and then he accidentally dropped the mic on his foot and yelled 'Fuck me!' What happened after that's gonna haunt me forever. It will hunt me forever.
You can't touch this. My, my, my, my, my music hits so hard, makes me say, oh my Lord, thank you for blessing me with a mind to rock and a body to rock. It feels good when you know you're down. Don't call me from the old town and I'm known. It's such and this is. You can't touch this. I told you. TikTok @kingsling99 AI-generated KlingAI.
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I TOLD MY MOM THE COOKIES ON THE STOVE THAT SHE ATE WAS EDIBLES. Ma. What? You ate all those cookies on the stove? Yes, the fuck I did. Why? Why are you getting so mad? Those are edibles, ma. Is that the fucking reason why I'm walking around here all lost in the fucking sauce, bitch? I ate about 12 of them motherfuckers. Why would you eat all of th
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