HERE IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT WING GUY AND A LEFT WING GUY. WHEN A RIGHT WING GUY DOESN'T LIKE GUNS, HE SIMPLY DOESN'T BUY THEM. WHEN A LEFT WING GUY DOESN'T LIKE GUNS, HE WANTS TO BAN THEM. WHEN A RIGHT WING GUY IS A VEGETARIAN, HE JUST DOESN'T EAT MEAT. BUT WHEN A LEFT WING GUY IS A VEGETARIAN, HE WANTS TO CAMPAIGN AGAINST ANIMAL PROTEIN B
This crab literally walks around with pom-poms. And if it loses one, it makes a new one. Meet the pom-pom crab, a tiny ocean cheerleader with two living grenades. Those fluffy pom-poms aren't decorations, they're actually venomous sea anemones. When predators get too close, it starts waving them around. And here's where it gets absolutely insane. I
A Joke. I have a joke for you. I have a joke for you. What do you call a bunch of lesbians in a tent? Well, I know lesbians in a canoe are fur traders. Wait, what? Campers? I don't know, you got me. Dusty, what's your answer? What is it, Dusty? A bunch of lesbians in a tent. Fingerhut. Fingerhut!
YOU SAVED ME DAD. Oh no. He's dead. Did I kill him? We're gonna have to jump start his heart. 100 volts. Didn't work. Oh no. 200 volts. Oh my god. Oh my god. 400 volts. He's alive!
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