This crab literally walks around with pom-poms. And if it loses one, it makes a new one. Meet the pom-pom crab, a tiny ocean cheerleader with two living grenades. Those fluffy pom-poms aren't decorations, they're actually venomous sea anemones. When predators get too close, it starts waving them around. And here's where it gets absolutely insane. I
A Joke. I have a joke for you. I have a joke for you. What do you call a bunch of lesbians in a tent? Well, I know lesbians in a canoe are fur traders. Wait, what? Campers? I don't know, you got me. Dusty, what's your answer? What is it, Dusty? A bunch of lesbians in a tent. Fingerhut. Fingerhut!
YOU SAVED ME DAD. Oh no. He's dead. Did I kill him? We're gonna have to jump start his heart. 100 volts. Didn't work. Oh no. 200 volts. Oh my god. Oh my god. 400 volts. He's alive!
I thought it was going to be bigger. I know the feeling. Hey babe, did you miss me? Yeah, with every bullet so far. Am I the only one you slept with? You are, the rest kept me up all night. You good? No. Can you give me a couple more inches? I've been asking you that for years. Are those new? Oh yeah, they're my new skinny jeans. What do you think?
Pastor John. Let me be clear about something. God is not a Democrat. God is not a Republican. But His values are not hard to find. He is pro-life. Genesis 1:27. He is pro-border. Nehemiah 2. He is pro-law and order. Romans 13:4. He is pro-male and female. Genesis 1:27. He is pro-Israel. Genesis 12:3. Now you tell me which party lines up closest wit
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