They don't make comedy like this anymore. So, how can I help you? I'd like a breast enlargement. Okay, and what size were you thinking of? 34 double D. It's quite large. Yeah, it's for my husband really. How much will that cost? Um, around 3,000 pounds. Right, and that's for both? Yeah. How much for just one? Just one? Yeah. Just the left one. How
You look like you eat Snickers upside down so you can feel the veins on your tongue. I'm gonna make you a pallbearer at my funeral so you can let me down one last time. If you were half as smart as you think you are, you'd be twice as smart as you actually are. I'm beginning to see that your low self-esteem is actually just good judgment. Nothing b
Wife: Why did God create men first? Husband was NOT ready for this question. Honey. I have a question. Yeah. So why God create man first before woman? Oh that's easy honey. Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.
From symbolism to... (White House under Biden) STRENGTH. 🇺🇸🤨 (White House under Trump) God bless our troops, God bless America, and gentlemen, start your engines!
She called it first! You know Michelle is a trans... I'm sorry, she's a what? A transgender. We all know. Oh my gosh. It's okay. Michelle Obama is a man. Am I right, America?
Even if you gave me $5 million, I would never go back on Jimmy Kimmel Live again. Not even for a single second. He on his show joked to a national audience that a mother looked radiant like a soon-to-be widow. That completely crossed my bottom line. Jackie and I have been married for over 20 years. I've spent half my life making family comedies and
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