This. I charged this client $17,000 to save a dying cedar in his front garden. And the man made me carve the Lion of Judah rising straight out of the trunk. At that price, I'll go along with whatever artistic fantasy a client dreams up. But I still think it's completely mad. He told me the tree had stood there since his grandfather planted it. And
Oh yeah, you like when I rub it real good? Yeah? Is that what you like? Well, you earned this for working so hard lately. This is all your hard work paying off. You're finally going to feel like a brand new person after this. All right, your shoes are all shined and you're good to go. Back to work you go, looking fresh. Also, I do hand jobs if you'
The video shows several men, identified as husbands or boyfriends, initially appearing serious, bored, or focused on something else. Their expressions dramatically change to happy, smiling, and engaged as soon as they notice the person filming them. Text overlays include: 'The way my husband looks vs when he sees me', 'My husband before and after h
So you have not purchased your costume yet. What are you going to be this year? A prostitute. Okay. This gentleman here has purchased his costume. What are you going to be this year, sir? I really don't know what this is, but I've got something a whole lot scarier. Let's see it. Sure thing. Cracker riding a pussy. Oh.
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