Happiness is amazing. It's so amazing it doesn't matter if it's yours or not. Is that lovely thing. A society grows great when old men plant trees the shade of which they know they will never sit in. Good people do things for other people. That's it, the end.
PGA TOUR. That's the first time around. Two birdies in regulation for Jonathan Byrd. What a shot! It's over! Oh, well, we think this is possible. Unbelievable. Are you kidding me? That was unbelievable. You just hit the greatest shot in golf. No one's ever won with a hole-in-one. That was unbelievable, man. Did you even get to see it? No, it was to
Morning, Sam. Oh, morning, Ralph. Have a good day. Well, let me tell you, boy, this morning, too. MUSIC TO PUT SHEEP DOGS TO SLEEP BY. It's too close to quitting time, Ralph. Let's pick it up there in the morning. Okay, Sam. Good night. Good night, Ralph.
Most absurd thing happened today. Like, I literally saw a racist baby. Oh, that would be pretty absurd. Like, this child was staring at my friend who is a person of color for like 30 seconds. And the white baby was in the carriage looking like... It's a fucking baby. In case you're unaware, that's what babies do. They stare. Did you seriously just
HOW WOULD THEY REACT TO DIFFERENT SIZED SAUSAGES? BOY DOG. GIRL DOG. OWNER: GIVES THE BIGGER ONE TO THE GIRL AND THE SMALL TO THE BOY. BOY DOG: CONFUSED, BUT STILL EATS IT. THE GIRL GOT THE BIGGER ONE AGAIN. BOY DOG: CLEARLY JEALOUS, BUT STILL EATS IT. THEN THEY SWITCHED IT. OWNER: GIVES THE BIG ONE TO THE BOY AND THE SMALL TO THE GIRL. BOY DOG: HA
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