What kinda man stops at a yellow light!? You told me to slow down! Look at that guy's hog! I bet HE plows through yellows! Oh yeah, let me ask him... Hey buddy! Yeah? You slow down at yellow lights? Depends on which way the wind's blowin'... See! You see all those wildflowers back at the turn off? Yeah, they were really beautiful! Nothin' like hitt
Answering a fake call and then walking away to see my girlfriend's/wife's reaction. I'm good now, I'm alone. What's up? Ha ha, I knew it. What up, bro, give me one second. Hold on, don't finish that, let me step away for a second. Look at your ass. I knew it. Hello? Can I help you? Just a moment. Fuck you!
This is a fabulous thing, a quart of Guinness. I've got to tell you that this is a glass bottom quart mug and it was made about 150 years ago. You could keep your eyes open and see through the bottom of the mug. The glass bottom tankard is something that has been going for some hundreds of years. And in the old days, if you were in the pub, in the
God picked you for a reason. There's something in you that hell has been trying to silence—and heaven refuses to waste. You're not random. You're assigned. Walk like it. Speak like it. Live like it.
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