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Day 117 of Women being Women. Attacking my husband! this morning and I think I can take him. Hey babe, you want to see what I learned in defense class today? No. Why not? You a pussy? What the hell are you recording for? Don't worry about it. Come on. Oh my fucking god. You ready? Whatever. Ah!

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Peter: doubts Jesus Jesus' genuine response: A bald, muscular man with a chain walks on water, followed by a woman emerging from the water with a surprised expression.

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

Amy, you remember Ross? Not really. But you are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date. That was me. No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade. Still me. No, I'm not talking about you. It was your fat friend's brother with that bad afro, remember? Amy, I'm gonna save you some time

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Me watching a documentary and they start taking stuff out of the Reichstag after the fall of Berlin. Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. You won't like it.

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avatar John Paul

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. I wanna make sure the explosives didn't get wet, but I can't find them. Look in the bottom. Okay. I'll dig a little deeper. Wow, this bag is really full. Just keep digging, darling. I'll just feel around for them. Good Lord, Austin. What sort of things do you keep in here? Anything that catches my fancy. My Go

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