Do you like my nails like this, or do you think I need to make them longer? Do you want the truth or the husband answer? Why do you have to be such a smart ass? Do you want the truth or the husband answer? I know, I know, I know, you're gonna piss me off! Give me the husband answer. Looks amazing the way it is, love it. Thank you, thank you. Give m
Mitch McConnell, the former Senate Majority Leader. He is back in Washington after a three-month absence due to serious health issues. He's now headed to the Capitol. Our team just spotted him in a wheelchair before he was helped into an SUV. More of that breaking news coming up. SEN. MCCONNELL SEEN LEAVING HOUSE. Moments Ago Washington, DC. LIVE.
Truly a wise man. If you plead guilty, please sit down. If you plead not guilty, take a step forward. Name? Simon B Wilder, Judge. As a taxpayer, I like to request a trial by jury. And when might I ask was the last time you paid taxes? Three times just last week. You paid taxes three times? Yes, sir. There's a federal, state and county tax on wine.
That is my wife, Rebecca! The sea swallowed her. Jesus Christ, Rebecca is gone... Oh, God! He thought he had lost it forever. Rebecca, I'm recording it for the life insurance! Rebecca... someone help my wife, please. And don't forget the jet ski. Grab Rebecca! Oh, God... Rebecca, hold on! And then... Here comes the water! Run, Rebecca, run! Jesus C
VIOLATION of your rights. And IT'S not. YEAH. You do not HAVE a right to never BE offended. IT'S worse than that. They've confused hurting your feelings with VIOLENCE. They LITERALLY say words are violence. DISAGREEING with someone is VIOLENCE. You've never seen real violence then. You're talking NONSENSE. If SOMEBODY said something once and I've r
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