Here are the five ways to have a happy marriage. Number one, find a woman who is really funny and makes you laugh. Number two, find a woman who can clean the house immaculately. Number three, find a woman who can cook really well. Number four, find a woman who is amazing in bed. And number five, and listen, this is the most important. Make sure th
I did find out that I am 1% black in this ancestry DNA test, and I was like, 1% black DNA? Like, how could that have happened? Um, but it is a mouth swab test. Rock, paper, food, and shoes. Okay. Oh, looks like I'm...
Okay, now be polite, and for God's sake, don't mention anything about his kid's face. Oh, shut up! I am always so polite. Heh. I, uh, hope we don't wind up on the evening news because of this. Heh, heh, heh. You're funny. Ah, Brian, please come in. Can my wife, Stacy, get you anything? Go to hell, Tom. Already there, hon. Yes, well, uh, Mr. Tucker
What are you doing? Crack. What the fuck? Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian. Yeah, this isn't exactly a good substitute. Where'd you get crack? From Black's. What? Yeah, right behind Black's Hardware Store. There's a white guy selling it.
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