God is great, give Him all the praise. Hallelujah, name above all names. Fire in His eyes, healing in His veins. Everywhere, His glory on display. Take a look at those stars, He can name 'em all. Before His throne every knee falls.
Take me, Joe. Shag me rotten. But I'm in love with your daughter, Mrs. uh, whatever Molly's last name is. Good answer! You did it, Joel! He did it, you guys! Yay! You're the first boyfriend I ever had to pass the test. I'm very impressed, Joel. Very impressed. Uh, thanks. I have watched many, many of Molly's boyfriends bend my wife over that sidebo
Karens: "Who watches this stuff?" Guys: "We do! Followed immediately!" Why do men have two heads but don't use either one? Same reason y'all women got four lips and can't keep them closed hahaha.
YO MOMMA. Que vs The Product. Classic Dozens BATTLE!! Your mama such a hoe. I took her to my church the pastor said, 'You know what, sister, you can pick any HYMN you want.' That (bitch) say, 'You know what? I want him. Him (Hymn) Him (Hymn).' Hey! Your mama must have been shooting dice when she was pregnant, 'cause you look like CRAP!!! Your mama'
Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? I swear to god! I will turn this ship around! That works. Yeah that's even better. Alright, if that what you... Wait a minute!
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