This next joke might get me canceled. Come on. Transgender people aren't what they used to be. And really, there's two issues. There's trans and there's non-binary, and they often get conflated in our media, but they're very separate issues. Trans and non-binary. So non-binary, that's the one with the pronouns. So there's now more pronouns than the
You create your own reality. But getting everyone else to go along with it, well, that's the tricky part. Okay. Have a super freaking awesome day and stuff. Okay, bye.
Best Navy in the world. HOW DID IRAN LOSE HORMUZ AND THEIR PORTS SO FAST? One cool thing for the younger viewers is that this ship, as I just said, is 10,000 tons, and we have four gas turbine engines that are the same engines you'd find on a commercial airliner. And so these jet engines make this ship go 35 miles an hour when we're at sea. We can
Johnny strikes again. Johnny. Yeah, teach. There are three ducks on a fence. And if you shoot one with a shotgun, how many ducks are left? Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is going to make them all fly off. Oh, no. There'll be two ducks left if you shoot them with a shotgun. But I like the way you're thinking. Well
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