Mr. Smith, you might want to think real hard before you answer this, but anything you say can and will be held against you. Boobs. Roses Department Store. Buzzard Butt County Sheriff. Buzzard Butt Coffee Shop. Let's Be Ridiculous.
Not too bright. Now, I was at the restaurant the other night. I tell you, my waitress wasn't a bright bulb. I said to her, 'I've got a question about the menu, please.' She looks at me and she says, 'It's none of your business about the men I please.' @Garycraigactor
The earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching. - Assyrian tablet, c. 2800 BC. It's so over.
Update Stitch incoming... I can't go in there with you. good try though! I know you want me to, it's really cold though, I wish I could boo boo... I don't have your fur. Turn your phone sideways in 3, 2, 1. Share the magic of my first swim with Bo the Beaver.
Ma'am, I cannot accept this, the woman in this photo is 61. I am 61. You are not 61. DRIVER LICENSE. Look at the mouth in this photo, those lines are not on your face. Because I fixed them. You cannot fix that. I have been in this line 2 hours. I cannot verify this document. Verify what? My own face? Ma'am, lower your voice. This is my voice. Get m
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