I go, can I get a cat? And they got me a cat. I named him Tommy. And they wouldn't put him in the house. And then one day, a couple of months later, I go to the garage, he's completely gone. I go, Mom, Dad. And they came in the garage. I go, where's Tom? And my dad goes, Mommy, she allergic. Tom gone. And he goes, stop crying. And then he just left
A man laughs hysterically while looking at his phone. He shows the screen with an image of Lord Farquaad. He then shows a woman and a dog, who both appear unimpressed by the meme. The man continues to laugh.
This is hands down the best question anybody could have ever asked me. If you're not MAGA, then why is it obvious that you get along better with MAGA? Very simple. When it comes to debating and challenging MAGA, which I will do, and I will also debate and challenge people on the left. This is one thing with MAGA I've never had to do that I've had t
Best version of if one door closes another should be opened. Babe, I have bad news. What? The gyno said that we can't do it for six weeks. Really? Oh man. Well, what did the dentist say?
Fauci circ 2020: Trust the science! Fauci circ 2026: I plead the FIF! I plead the FIF. I plead the FIF. I plead the FIF. One, two, three, four, FIF. Good afternoon. I got your sentence reduced to a month. Oh!
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