Two wives go out for girls' night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave. The next morning one husband called the other and said, "no more girls night out! My wife came back with no panties." The other husband said
Carla, I just waited on a man at table 5 and he left too much money on the table. Should we go find him? No, uh, you see, this is what we call a tip. It's a little monetary gift for the head waitress. Here you go. Boy, do I feel dumb. Oh, no, you're just new. Kelly, can I have a beer, please? Okay, let me go get Woody. Oh, no, you don't need Woody.
Watch this. Way down in Louisiana, down in New Orleans. Way back up in the woods among the evergreens. There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood. Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode. Who never ever learned to read or write so well. But he could play guitar just like he's ringing a bell. So this is one of the most iconic movie scene
Where you from? Poland. What is the hardest English word for you to pronounce? I think rural. Yeah. Rural. Rural. Rural. That's pretty good. Where you from? Poland. What is the hardest English word for you to pronounce? Freddy. Say it one more time. Freddy? The name? No... the age. Thirty. Oh, thirty. Yeah. Freddy. Where you from? Poland. What is t
One thing about me, I'm going to enjoy my morning banana. With Tesla FSD on the Cybertruck, I can literally drive hands-free. First of all, buddy, you're driving a Cybertruck and you're bragging about it. So that instantly vaults you to the top of the list, the S-tier of douchebags. Right up at the top. Then you follow that up with eating a banana
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